Contemplation

I think we could probably learn a lot from toilets though.

Contemplation

Why did I just ‘choose’ to scrunch it?
Nobody ever taught me to scrunch it.
On the contrary.
I’m pretty sure Dad told me once
that he folds.
Loads of people fold.
But loads of people scrunch as well?
And what about sitting or standing?
I know from my conversations with
the lads
that this varies too.
But nobody ever told us to sit or stand?
Maybe nature Obamas nurture
after all.
I think we could probably learn a lot
from toilets though.
A person isn’t afraid to be themselves
on the toilet.
Most people anyway.
I think.
I mean how are we to know?
Maybe not nervous
pooers.
They probably are afraid to be themselves
on the toilet.
But what is it that
makes them so nervous?
I guess everything really might
come down to
poo.

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Adam Millett is a freelance writer for hire with an affinity for dressing up as Spiderman and writing about saving the planet. He likes to climb trees and stare at the stars in his spare time and likes to help businesses tell their sustainability stories while he’s working. Visit his website at wordchameleon.com if you want to tell the world yours.

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